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| How hot was it? Hot enough for Nashville Hot Chicken. |
Then, another.
And another.
It's a wonder nobody ducked for cover.
How hot is it? Well, upon opening the trunk in the parking lot of a random Nashville McDonald's, four cans of beer exploded all over me, spinning on the ground in pinwheels of sweet and sticky spray.
We had wondered for several miles about the aluminum clicking sound coming from behind us.
It was as though we had pulled the pins and tossed grenades that soon rolled under the adjacent car. The kid inside must have wondered what was going on.
The car and I reeked like we were on a week-long bender.
Fourth of July fireworks, it seems, had come early.
Vitals:
- Time: 8 hours
- Distance: 641.9 kms
- Weather: Sunny and hot
- States: Tennessee, Kentucky
- Wildlife: None
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